EXHIBIT CHARLIE

January 23, 2003
Staff Writer James Calhoun

Canadian Prime Minister Blasts The United States For “Decadent and Harmful Lifestyle”

Nova Scotia [AP]  Just weeks after polarizing Canadians to stand independently in the world community, Canadian Prime Minister d’Gorthar speaks out on American lifestyles, calling them “…decadent, and worse, harmful to the world as a community…”
d’Gorthar went on to verbally bombard American politicians for “…allowing the pollution in the air, and in the water to infect the rest of the world with what amounts to the sewage of American industry…”
State Department officials expressed concern regarding the outright attacks on the E.P.A., and regulatory policies.